Oh. Oh my.
This is a Real Thing that Exists. #Cubs pic.twitter.com/x2cgY3aeUP
— BleeBlee-8 (@bleeinternets) August 29, 2015
Somehow, former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster wrote a children’s book based on the Chicago Cubs’ mascot, Clark the Cub. Look at that cover. He’s got some weird #Magic ball, probably taken from that magician Joe Maddon hired. Clark looks like he’s on acid, too, which is probably worse than usual. But I like Clark, he’s good for the kids even if he looks creepy as hell or stoned as balls.
.@ArcOfTheCurve nope! pic.twitter.com/p0fOHYQlQ6
— BleeBlee-8 (@bleeinternets) August 29, 2015
I forgot where this next excerpt came from (I’m sure it’s available via the Cubs’ kids stuff), but there is actually ANOTHER book about Clark the Cub!
.@NFersko he was once jersey-less, too! (From another book) pic.twitter.com/NWGjGDDaAh
— BleeBlee-8 (@bleeinternets) August 29, 2015
Anyway, if you’re interested in learning more about Clark’s acid trip through time, the book is, in fact, available on Amazon.
Please subscribe to our blogs (info here) and follow us on Facebook and Twitter!
