Just in time for the Awards Super Bowl

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It’s almost time for the Oscars, which as most of you know are more white than the foul line chalk on a baseball diamond.  Pitcher John Axford is usually pretty good at picking them, and I don’t think I can argue with his choices: I haven’t actually seen most of Continue reading Just in time for the Awards Super Bowl

John Travolta Makes Up Names for the Cubs

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Last night at the Oscars, John Travolta decided to call Idina Menzel “Adele Dazeem” for reasons only known to him and Xenu.  This is wonderful for us because now we have a Travolta name generator! This has a lot of potential to be even better than the Mike Quade nicknames. Continue reading John Travolta Makes Up Names for the Cubs

Something About Oscars

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It’s Oscar Sunday. This happened:   Via @YourAnonNews “pic.twitter.com/pJoBQQH4Gy” Buddy Catalano from MY SO CALLED CHRIST. Or Jesus Leto. Or Jared Christ in DOGMA BUYERS CLUB. — KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) March 3, 2014   But you know, ours is better…until he’s traded anyway… Enjoy the Oscars, folks.

Baseball at the movies

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Tonight we have the 85th Academy Awards show, preceded by about six hours of red carpet as stars line up to blab to reporters in outfits that cost the GDP of a small island nation to make.  It’s kind of like how on Super Bowl Sunday they had about 12 Continue reading Baseball at the movies

Oscar Sunday Silliness

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Today, February 26, is when the Academy Awards are being presented for outstanding achievement in not making shitty movies.  You can check out the Oscar nominees here.  Of course, I’m probably going to completely lose my faith in humanity if Jonah Hill actually wins an Oscar for playing Jonah Hill Continue reading Oscar Sunday Silliness